TEXAS!! Shell, LXC, or KVM!! Slackware!!
TEXAS server from MetalVPS.com!! Shell, LXC, or KVM!!
Server: HP BL460c G6
CPU: 2 x Xeon L5630 4-Core = 8 cores = 16 threads
RAM: 48 GB DDR3 ECC
Hard drive: 2 x 400GB SAS SSD, Hardware RAID 1
IP Addresses: IPv4/29, IPv6/64
Connection: 1 GBit/s port
Bandwidth: 10 TB
Datacenter: Colocated with Level One Servers inside Carrier-1, Dallas, Texas, USA πΊπΈ
Node OS: Slackware-current π€©
VM OS: Whatever you want!
What you get
ssh
to shell account or VNC to GUI (KDE, Xfce, more). You can spin up an LXC container or a KVM. Reasonable access to all resources. No arbitrary limits.
Reasonable access without arbitrary limits means, for example, that a single neighbor could run more than one VPS, could use more than one IPv4 and IPv6, etc.
Currently there is one user plus @Not_Oles. π€© So far, nobody has been using significant server resources -- thus, almost everything remains available.
YABS
Posted in comment below.
Pricing
Please make an offer.
How to Order
Accounts may be requested by active members of the LES community and by others whose web presence or references are deemed sufficient by MetalVPS.
To request an account, please post here, PM @Not_Oles, or use the email on @Not_Oles' LES profile.
When and How to Pay
Normally no payment is due until after your account is set up and you are 100% satisfied.
Payments available via Paypal or Stripe.
Warnings!
Cluelessβ’ administrator! π
Hey! It's Slackware-current! π€©
KVM and LXC are insufficiently tested on this machine. π Want to help test?
Sometimes trusted neighbors might get sudo. πππ Did you know that sudo can be configured?
Delivery might take awhile! π΄
@Not_Oles frequently messes up new installs! π±
You might have to do your VM install yourself if @Not_Oles is slacking. π
No warranty, to the extent permitted by applicable law. No service level agreement. Not for business use. Intended especially for computer learning and fun!
White Hat stuff only, please! No copyright violations, please.
@Not_Oles tries to keep the system updated. Frequent maintenance reboots are guaranteed! It's horrifying π± or amazing β¨πβ¨ how up-to-date Slackware-current is! @Not_Oles has been updating almost every day for months, first on a VM on the MetalVPS Hetzner node and now here in Texas. Upstream issues an update, and -- within a day or two -- that update scrolls past while
slackpkg update
is running.Please make your own redundant, offsite backups! It's easy to download or sync or clone your backup to a safe place. Please also make sure that you actually can restore from your backups! Please think of your MetalVPS account as ephemeral!
MetalVPS.com is an indie project of Tom Miller and neither a lowendspirit.com nor a leveloneservers.com project.
Neighbors can see your account name, some of the processes you are running, and much other information. So, please do not put confidential information on the server.
What People are Saying
- About MetalVPS
"Nice trial and results! Very interesting "
Metalvps recommended on OGF π
"Wow pretty nice ! Congrats excellent options thanks for being a part of the community"
"the terms seemed exceptionally fair"
"Kernel Linux 5.11 is now in much better shape for AMD "
"Yes, please. Iβll take that."
"it's really quite dedicated. not all dedicated are the same."
"MetalVPS-AX101 has a reasonable price"
"really need a testing ground badly now especially with dedicated core"
"I've been using this one from him. Highly recommend! His support is really amazing!"
"Grab it while the hotel still has vacant rooms."
- About Not_Oles
"Really, you're the best person I've known on the internet."
"I always love how you come up with new ideas Good luck, mate!
"he is the sweetest guy in LES .."
"resplendent as the Sonoran Sun"
"every time I visit les and see that profile picture, it brightens up my day."
"As for the new administrator, I nominate @Not_Oles."
"I would love to see @Not_Oles as a moderator or a bigger role."
"I would also support @Not_Oles as admin "
Thanks and best wishes! πΊπΈπ½π²π½ποΈπ©πͺπ¨βπ»β
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
The MetalVPS.com website runs very speedily on MicroLXC.net! Thanks to @Neoon!
Comments
I expected a RYZEN and then I saw this L5630.
Free NAT KVM | Free NAT LXC
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
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Your Ryzen easily could be doubled!! Wanna chip in?
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
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7 bucks a month lolz
Signature currently under construction
Sorry for the inconvenience
Is that an offer or are you joking? I assume joking.
By the way, what does skorupion mean in English? I imagined it might mean scorpion, but Google Translate said it means "crust."
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
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Hey! Just curious about what you mean by "offer a price", just a little confused on that. Do you mean that we should offer a price for a certain chunk for a server? Could I offer, let's say, $10/month for an LXC container with 10GB RAM 4 vCores? Is that how it works?
Yeah, that's right. More or less. Approximately. Maybe one push-up per month per IPv4,6,9?
The server is, like me, getting on in years. But it still works, though much slower than these days' Ryzen standouts. Maybe yet again kinda like me.
The server is a fun place to play around with Slackware and with networking! Also, the guys who run the colo are super nice!
Might reinstall one of these days soon. I want to add an /altroot partition.
It's a great time for sure!
Thanks and best wishes from the Sonoran Desert! ποΈ
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
The MetalVPS.com website runs very speedily on MicroLXC.net! Thanks to @Neoon!
Texas Shell⦠or Texas Shale ?
:-) nice play on words in the title
VPS reviews | | MicroLXC | English is my nth language.
@Not_Oles give the man a free month for spotting the easter egg.
Mr. Ever generous @Not_Oles has already been gracious.
VPS reviews | | MicroLXC | English is my nth language.
Can you quote for other resources such as CPU, RAM, HDD?
NUMA optimizations remain under evaluation. Nevertheless, pending completion of NUMA optimizations, I can offer units of 1 hardware CPU core/month plus 6 GB RAM/month for 1 push up per unit. Please bear in mind that there may be an increase when NUMA optimization is completed.
You requested a quote for HDD. As you know, this server has SAS SSD drives. Would emulated HDD be satisfactory? If yes, I could offer units of 10GB/month emulated HDD for 1 push-up per unit. If your workflow could take direct advantage of the SAS SSD drives, then, being free of the emulation overhead, I could offer the same unit size for only 1/2 push-up per unit.
@yoursunny If you ever want a free trial account, please feel free to send me an ed25519 public key. Same for you @ehab.
Best wishes from the Sonoran Desert! π°ποΈπ°
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
The MetalVPS.com website runs very speedily on MicroLXC.net! Thanks to @Neoon!
8 hardware cores + 48 GB RAM => 8 push-ups
800GB SSD => 40 push-ups
1 IPv4 + 1 IPv6 => 2 push-ups
50 push-ups / month for the whole server, good.
Hopefully you have a deal with the DC to pay colocation bills in push-ups.
Push-up is a universal currency, just like kiss currency.
What if we took the energy generated from push ups to offset the power bill for the server's power consumption? Hmm...
Cheap dedis are my drug, and I'm too far gone to turn back.
how much would a bicep curl yield?
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Probably more than a bicep wget! @cybertech If you want a free trial account, please PM me an ed25519 pubkey. Or paste it here if you wanna bump the thread again. Greetings from Mexico!
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
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Done! All set for Linux from Scratch, Slackware from Scratch, debootstrap, and friends!
@vyas
Best wishes and kindest regards! ππ
Tom. η©ε¦ηΆ. Not Oles. Happy New York City guy visiting Mexico! How is your ζθ¨ζ?
The MetalVPS.com website runs very speedily on MicroLXC.net! Thanks to @Neoon!