I was bored so I looked at this meme provider and discovered that they have a free VPS offering.
After ordering, it's delivered in 29 minutes.
There's only an IP address and root password, with no control panel access.
It's uncertain whether the garden is being watched.

YABS: link to YABS archive
ping: link to ping.pe result

VPS FluxNode
4 Core
8 GB RAM
220 GB SSD NVME (240/270 MB/s I/O)
1 GBps network port
1 Dedicated IPv4
Linux ISO or Custom ISO
First 7 days free after 7 days it s 10 euro/month
Delivery in maximum 6 hours
Order link: https://panel.ihostart.com/index.php?rp=/store/vps-fluxnode